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Stickers + Tees. Clean. Loud. Simple.

SYNTETIQ TEE (BLACK)

SYNTETIQ TEE (BLACK)

$29

Black tee. White mark. The uniform for quietly building weird, powerful things.

SYNTETIQ FOLDED TEE

SYNTETIQ FOLDED TEE

$34

Folded. Crisp. Ready to ship.

STICKER PACK

STICKER PACK

$9

A clean, high-contrast sticker pack for laptops, water bottles, and the existential dread of shipping deadlines.

CIRCLE STICKER

CIRCLE STICKER

$6

One mark. Maximum signal. Minimal explanation.

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